Celebrate the festive season with the ultimate maths-geek Christmas hoodie. The alternative Christmas Jumper.
The Deriving Home for Christmas Hoodie combines cosy winter comfort with a clever calculus joke featuring a car driving along a derivative-style graph — complete with a freshly bought Christmas tree strapped to the roof. Perfect for STEM fans, maths students, teachers, tutors, engineers, and anyone who appreciates a smart mathematical pun.
Designed for everyday wear, rehearsal nights, exam revision, and Christmas jumper days, this unisex hoodie delivers warmth, durability and geek pride in one package. Made from an 80/20 cotton-poly blend with medium-heavy 8.3 oz (280 g/m²) fabric, it keeps its shape thanks to sturdy side seams and has a spacious kangaroo pocket for practicality.
Available in — Arctic White, Jet Black, Kelly Green, Royal Blue, Oxford Navy, Purple and Fire Red — this hoodie is the perfect festive gift for anyone fluent in derivatives, integrals and Christmas spirit.
Features:
-80% cotton, 20% polyester (may vary slightly by colour)
-Medium-heavy 8.3 oz/yd² (280 g/m²) fleece
-Loose, relaxed unisex fit
-Tear-away label for comfort
-Side-seamed for long-lasting shape and durability
-WRAP, Sedex & PETA certified
-High-quality print on front
Whether they spend December solving equations, marking homework, or smashing their GCSEs, this hoodie is a guaranteed hit for any maths geek.
The perfect Christmas jumper alternative for STEM fans.
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| Width, in |
19.29 |
20.08 |
22.05 |
24.02 |
25.59 |
27.17 |
| Length, in |
25.20 |
26.38 |
27.56 |
28.74 |
29.92 |
31.10 |
| Sleeve length, in |
22.64 |
23.23 |
23.82 |
24.41 |
25.00 |
25.59 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: AWDIS JH001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: No age restrictions
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
