For those who know… know.
Theatre life has unspoken rules — and “Don’t touch the props” is sacred. This funny, backstage-approved t-shirt says what every stage manager’s thinking:
“Is that your prop? No? I didn’t think so. Please put it back where you found it.”
Printed with subtle integrated props (a monocle, pocketwatch, umbrella, and hat) woven into the design, this shirt is a knowing nod to the backstage chaos we all love and dread.
Made from 100% soft, durable cotton, with a classic relaxed fit and tear-away label for maximum comfort — it’s perfect for rehearsals, show days, or that one tech run that goes on forever.
Also available in a more fitted women’s style for the prop guardians of any gender.
Design: Humorous theatre quote with hidden prop illustrations
Fit: Classic men’s/unisex cut – comfy and relaxed
Material: 100% ethically sourced US cotton (5.3 oz/yd² | 180 g/m²)
Comfort: Tear-away label – zero irritation
Construction: No side seams + taped shoulders for smooth, durable wear
Ethics: Oeko-Tex certified & US Cotton Trust Protocol member
Perfect for: Stage managers, actors, tech crew, directors — or anyone who’s lost a prop and lived to tell the tale.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
