“Life in Chaos” Women’s Theatre T-Shirt – Perfectly Choreographed Style

Real life? Bit of a shambles.
On stage? Nailed it.

This slim-fit women’s tee is for anyone who feels more themselves under the lights than in the real world. With the quote:

“My life may be in chaos... but on stage, it’s perfectly choreographed.”
…it’s a soft, wearable nod to the beautifully ordered world of theatre, where you actually know your next move.

It’s comfy, flattering, and ideal for anything from late rehearsals to awkward post-show pub debriefs.

Available in four classic stage-ready colours:
Black, White, Sport Grey, and Berry

Details:

-100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton

-Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd²)

-Slim fit with longer body

-Ribbed collar and reinforced shoulders (so it holds its shape, unlike your to-do list)

-Tear-away label

-Runs slightly small – no judgment if you go up a size

Because the world might be chaos, but theatre makes sense.